What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

1+1=2

poopy is poopy

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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