- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you call your mom? Mom

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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