How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

aodhan hearty

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

That is so fetch

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Anti Joke

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