- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Jordan is pregant

What is your bill about? Clinton

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Blake wilkeys hair style

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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