A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Tony Romo

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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aodhan hearty

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Anti Joke

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