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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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