- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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