hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Obama = ebola

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Emily Walker.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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