what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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su algato es en fuego

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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A black student graduated High School

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mental kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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