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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

how do you win a game try your best

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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