- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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