- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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