- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

ecks! why zee?

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

The GOV and the WHO?

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

why am I writing this...im bored

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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