- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's two plus two? Window

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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