How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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