Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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BIG MAC'S

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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