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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

your face is kinda funny

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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