- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Ms Leong Sux

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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