What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

a skinny sumo wrestler

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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