Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Rush Limbaugh

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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wanna here a joke? you.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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