- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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