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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Me Neither.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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