- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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