There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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