What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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