What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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