what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

womens rights.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Where's my baby??

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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