Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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