- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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