Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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