I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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kennah campion... being nice

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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