- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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