Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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