- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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