Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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