- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Pickles are powerful

David Cameron

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