the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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