- Anti Joke

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Ehh

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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