- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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