- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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