why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock, Knock Who's There

thumb_up thumb_down -4

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a banana? A banana.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops