A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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