Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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I woke up today

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Cheese

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Ms Leong Sux

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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