- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

snowglobe

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Coldpaly is a good band

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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