Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Soccer...

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

dry handjob

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

96

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...