- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

why did sally drown cause she was black

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.