What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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