mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Penis.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

rent a cops

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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