- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

i cant STAND cripple jokes

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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