George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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i like men but im not gay

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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