- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What do I hate? people

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

im saul and i love cock

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

12/23/2012

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