Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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