what goes woof ? A dog.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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