Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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