- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Horse.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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