Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Women's professional sports

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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