- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

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