One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Women's Rights

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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