why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Irish sobriety

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

I am dyslexic

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Ain't idn't a word.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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