Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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