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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

This is a joke.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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