- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??